Rules of the Pool
1. Accessories are a necessity. If you are carry less than three bags in, you don't have enough stuff.
2. Just because they put you in a bathing suit does not mean you have to like getting in the water.
3. As soon as mom gets wet, one child must ask to go to the bathroom.
5. Adult swim is for snacking. Lots of snacking.
6. Each child present must yell, "Mommy watch!" a minimum of 199 times.
7. You must pass the swim test to go off the diving board. One seven year old declared this, "the most exciting day in her life."
8. Beware that swimming may cause children to become extremely fatigued and may result in unusually long naps and quiet time at home.
It is for that reason, we will be speeding much time at our wonderful pool this summer.
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